School by Isabel Pabán Freed
Author:Isabel Pabán Freed [Freed, Isabel Pabán]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bartleby Initiative
01:50:01
What?
01:50:03
That canât be right.
01:50:06
â Johnny!
â Mia man how long have we-
â Yeah, â Mia says, â a while. It really started hitting when I was in the lab.
â Yeah?
â Just thinking about the earth. How theyâre killing her. Have you been sitting here this whole time?
â I solved politics.
â Add it to the list.
(Here Mia is referring to our intrepid polymathâs knack for solving big problems, things like, e.g., gender, which, it turns out, is pretty simple: youâre either using gender or gender is using you, as Johnny is wont to say, so donât be a mark.)
â You feeling good? â Mia asks.
â Yeah.
â Lucid?
â Sure.
â Good. Weâre gonna be busy.
â Yeah?
â I just donât get it. Why go to the trouble of cutting all this Tr-Y?
â Didnât Rachele say it was safer?
â You saw what happened to Priya.
â True. Maybe itâs cheaper, letâs them sell more.
â Maybe . . . I donât know, I donât buy it. I think we should talk to Farah and see what we can find out about this dealer.
Alright, thinks Johnny, as he and Mia wrap up their conversation and head towards Farah, detectives Soufflé and Goat, on the case. Itâs a funny occupation, detection. None of this long arm of the law business, naturally, but perhaps the thumb of justiceâor . . . was there already a thumb of justice? wouldnât that be more the thumb of injustice, pressing the scales down, ergo, Johnny and Mia, the Counterthumb. Community policing. Policing the community. Doesnât sound great when you say it like that. Ah well. Thereâs a kind of freedom to it, private investigation. Hadnât he had a TA who had said that? Something about social mobility. Seeing all the strata. Lets you quest too. People love to quest. Introduce a little bit of narrative into your life; give it some structure, meaning. But itâs the freedom, Johnny thinks, as he and Mia pass again under the archway, emerging into Carneval (which, at this point, is really rocking and rolling; yes, itâs gearing up to be one for the ages here; no doubt Johnny is on to something with his catharsis thesis, though calling it that may be a bit reductive: his framework is nothing if not heterodox, drawing heavily from the canonical Steam Valve literature, clearly, but also being deeply informed by the Second World thesis, among othersâever since the Linguini Twins mobilized their ecological critique, things in the field have been . . . well, we could spend all day frolicking in the thorny undergrowth of theoretical minutiae, but it seems that Johnny is on the verge of solving another, or several, of lifeâs great problems, and we donât want to miss this) so if you accept that (oops!) sure, itâs obvious: all human thought is flawed. But that doesnât mean we shouldnât do it. Itâs like this. Everything is made of atoms. Atoms are made of protons, electrons, and neutrons. Protons, electrons, and neutrons are made of, what, quarks? And quarks are made of .
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